'Cards Against Humanity' Just Bought Land On The US-Mexico Border

James Marshall
November 15, 2017

"Donald Trump is a preposterous golem who is afraid of Mexicans", a passage on the site reads.

How exactly does the company plan to do this?

Cards Against Humanity, the "party game for awful people" based in Chicago, has purchased a plot of land on the Mexican border and retained an eminent domain law firm to block the construction of President Trump's border wall.

On Day 1, all Cards Against Humanity Saves America recipients will get an illustrated map of the land, a certificate of our promise to fight the wall, some new cards, and a few other surprises.

On the Cards Against Humanity website, there's even more information about the cause. During the 2016 campaign, the company came out with a "Donald Trump Bug-Out Bag" survival kit, taking aim at the then-candidate.

Cards Against Humanity just might be the savior we've been looking for.

The company claims they have purchased some land near the United States and Mexico border and in doing so have made it hard for Trump's promised wall to be built on that land without having his team do a ridiculous amount of legal work.

For the hell of it (and because I, too, want to save America with minimal cost and effort), I purchased the Cards Against Humanity holiday package for $15.

The company has built a cult following around its out-of-the-ordinary holiday promotions. "He is so afraid that he wants to build a $20 billion wall that everyone knows will accomplish nothing", they say on the website.

As for whether the game is suddenly switch gears to become "politically correct now", the company insists, "we're just being regular correct". Last year, for example, it raised more than $100,000 in donations to finance the digging of a massive hole in the middle of nowhere, for no reason.

And this isn't the first time that Cards Against Humanity has turned to real estate for the sake of its holiday jokes. Nowadays, Hawaii 2 is open to the general public for hiking or fishing.

Earlier today, November 14th, the potty-mouthed card game announced its Cards Against Humanity Saves America campaign.

Other reports by Click Lancashire

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